Thanks to the modern trends which are developing globally over the internet, namely online networks such as Myspace, we are now able to gain access to people we would never normally meet. This proves exceedingly useful when harassing people. Also, there are many celebrity musicians who use Myspace (for it's originally intended use). While in reality these people would be difficult to approach, on myspace they are put on a more or less level playing field as the rest of the "jerks", as they are frequently referred to.
Thus, even the lowliest urchin can insult or suck up to these celebrity icons. Often they will not respond unless it is positive, but occasionally you would be surprised at the responses you will get.
Below is an ongoing conversation between the Raccoons and a Canadian Pop Star named Chantal Kreviazuk.
Chantal---
I never knew....thank God that PINK uses her voice in more ways than one.
Current mood:nauseated
Category: upset and disturbed
I always thought that I was safe wearing sheeps wool....that no one got "hurt..." I thought that it was so much better than wearing leather, or god forbid, fur.
This is a very important statemtent by Pink, and I applaud her for bringing a voice to innocent animals who cannot speak for themselves.
Please go to this link, and educate yourself as I was educated tonight.
http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/pink_wool_video?source=stspinkblogadgossip&c=stspinkblogadgossip
Let's truly bring some "peace" to the world this holiday season.
"Yeah, thanks for bringing this up Channy! You are a doll.
On another note, there was a study done recently that said that most of the cotton we get is actually made from ground up orphanes and big eyed puppies produced in soot spewing factories run by brawny Russian capitalist pigs.
Your life is not a complete joke, don't listen to the critics! Keep on whining!
--The Raccoon society
Chantal---
I guess this is meant to be mean spirited and hurtful?
If so, that is sad that you actually took the time to make a page so to have an outlet for your jealousy and bitterness.
I wish you happiness at some point - life is so short and incredible, do try to find the beauty. It is simply about accepting your lot in life.
best
chantal k
Chantal---
Surrounded with a story...
As many of you may or may not know, my song Surrounded which I wrote for my first album was written about the loss of a a young man named Samuel, whom I treasure. He was just 20 years old when he died and the circumstances of his death were very tragic and disturbing. I have had maybe three or four vivid dreams since his death 15 years ago and this morning was one of those times.
He came to me in my dream at peace with himself and I woke up feeling almost as if he had truly come to tell me that everything was alright with him now. Of course while walking downstairs for my morning coffee I reconciled with the fact that this was all mathematics and physics and that somehow my brain decided to manifest my subconscious mind at that moment via the dream. While my coffee was percolating, I opened my iBook and clicked on my first email and it was a link to this video which you also can watch, a choral choir singing my song about Samuel. I guess it wasn't math after all. Thanks for the visit Samuel, it was good to spend time with you again.
Raccoons---
"Channy, when I read your story my eyeballs swelled to the size of oranges with tears (I have a rare medical condition which causes this to happen whenever I cry). It is amazing how the spirits of the past are able to act so directly in our lives, like sending emails. Truly incredible. Your story is an inspiration to everyone down here at the shelter, especially the little ones, in particular the ones with high fevers. As we lie together in our communal bed of rags and filth, the only thing which gives us reason to keep living is the thought of hearing your next big single. Sincerely, your eteranal admirers."
Chantal---
you're just so pissed off.
Sorry that things are not working out for you.
best
ck
Chantal---
glad to see you have 3 friends!!!
errr, one of them is you?
Don't worry!!!!
The species will take note eventually...with such a rockin sense of humour!! You are sure to be a "hit" amongst many!
best
ck
Response-Raccoons
Thanks for noticing my stunning sense of humour, my only real fault is being so darn good at everything. But I'm sure you can look past that. Also I'm glad your glad I have 3 friends. I may just be a simple country raccoon, but I can tell an attemped swipe at my honour when I see it. So I took a peek at your friends list, and the vast majority of them don't have you in their top 8 places, where as every single one of my friends has me on theirs. I doubt most of your "friends" have even met or talked to you. I think YOU are just jealous of me, and my great looks. For that I pity you.
Best
DG
P.S. I love your music
As you can see, this is a lot of fun.
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