Are you tired of the plain old run-of-the-mill stomp and holler protest? Looking for a little excitement, something new and refreshing to do with your spare time, yet still in the protest theme? Well there may be a quick and easy solution for you that can increase your level of enjoyment at protests by up to 500%!!!! And it’s a great way of meeting babes!
Just follow any of these simple measures, and see the instant results for youself:
-Create protest signs which promote nonsense slogans, such as “Blorx before Morx” “Don’t wait, Smarf now!” and the ever popular “Globulons are amongst us!”
-Any other slogan that detracts from the serious attitude of the event is good as well. “Grunt your approval!” “Eat your children” “Don’t be a flea” “Home cooked meals $8.99!” and “We are all bees” are just a few of the infinite possibilities offered. Also signs that are blank or are only a stick work in a similar fashion (see above image).
-Yell out requests for song titles.
-Try and incite a mosh pit.
-Cry out encouraging old timey sayings like “really hold his feet to the fire boss!” or “no bones about it Ma” or “Lets string ‘em up!”
-Forming an independent counter protest group on your own that proclaims the opposite to whatever is put forth by the larger group, preferably calling them wrong or liars in the process.
-Being obnoxious in general
There are many more possibilities out there, as these are just a few ideas. Some protests can be fun, but most of them are more or less generic. An ever popular and boreing protest topic is that of Tuition fees for students, who are expected to protest but might not have anything they really care about. Also, it is an excellent venue for this type of Raccoonist activity. The above image was taken at one such rally, with a known Raccoonist in the foreground hard at work.
Keep it up my brothers!
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