Raccoonist Fashion Tips

Raccoonists are nothing if not on the cutting edge of fashion. Among our ranks are top-drawer fashion maverick-futurists with one finger on the pulse of the street and the other finger of their freakish two-fingered lobster-like appendages on the pulse of the fashionfuture. Our hot fashionistas look through time and space to find the fashion concepts that'll put you ahead of the herd this new season!

Our Fashion Experts - What do they SEE!?: The Soliders of Raccoonist Fashion see that we're moving into a post-fashion era. It doesn't matter what you wear, it's how you wear it! Remember that, because anyone concerned with design labels and fading fashion paradigms will be openly and publicly mocked if not treated with outright cruelty and violence in a year's time. We promise! So anyways, here are our tips for looking HOT in 2007 and beyond.

Raccoonist Tip #0: Wear the Same Clothes Every Day - This should be obvious but if you have a look that works, then work it - every single day! Repeat, do not change your clothing on a daily basis. This is an obvious and basic fashion rule for 2007, it's cool to wear the same thing repeatedly, remember that, and if you waste valuable time and energy selecting new clothes and changing into them every day, then you are an IDIOT! - Case Closed

Raccoonist Tip #1: Rarely wash your clothing - Again, you're saying... DUH!!! Obviously - but seriously, not washing your clothes is going to be the hottest trend for 2007, especially among the hardcore Raccoonists. Dirt, dust and stains are IN and the fashionable Raccoonists wear them proudly. Your unwashed clothing becomes a record of your experiences, and this sort of fashion concept is an important but low-tech equivalent to camera-phones and online diaries. Enjoy yourself!@

Raccoonist Tip #2: Don't replace torn clothing - keep wearin' it we say! This is definately going to be huge in the coming years! Tears, holes and shredded fabrics are already making waves on the streets of all the cities that get listed as important fashion places! Go for it!

Raccoonist Tip #3: dress in layers - why wear one big stupid looking winter coat when you can put on two t-shirts, two sweaters, a hooded sweatshirt and a spring jacket? The fact is, a big bulky coat looks horrible and reduces your mobility when your with your mates on a mischief-run, five or six layers may sound bulkier but once you get moving they all function as one, so you'll increase your mobility by 93% AND you'll look great!

So anyways, those are the Raccoonist fashion tips, you can tell who doesn't follow these tips because they look horrible. The End